Sunday, February 13, 2011

DAY 20: If I Had A Penis

If I had a penis, even just for one day, the top 3 things I'd do is:
  1. Paint it so that it looked like a green caterpillar. That way, whenever it had one of those crazy impromptu movements, it would look like my caterpillar was crawling.
  2. Bury myself in the forest and leave it out so it looked like a wild mushroom and see if anyone would try to pick it.
  3. Wee while trying to whizz it around in circles. I'd recommend not standing too near by when I attempt this.

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