I KNOW THAT:
- What you put out comes back all the time, no matter what. Including the garbage on a windy day.
- Hot cauliflower and zucchini soup should not be filled to the brim in a thermos (or else it explodes and makes a BIG mess alllllll over your boss's desk....oooops! It did earn me the Tool of the Week award so there was achievement).
- Failure is a signpost to turn you in another direction.
- Trust your instincts. Intuition doesn't lie.
- There is a lesson to be learned with everything in life, if you look hard enough.
- Being creative is one thing but dates and bean shoots are revolting in an omelette.
- Doubt means don't. Don't move. Don't answer. Don't rush forward.
- Trouble don't last always.
- This, too, shall pass.
- Don't be scared to try the road less travelled. It IS less jarring to the spine in a 4WD drive, however.
- Bacon IS food of the gods.
- The moment between the time that you press your lips to a much-anticipated cup of coffee and the realisation that someone replaced the sugar with salt........is heaven and h3ll (censors? what the?) all rolled into one.
- That the geeky, nerdy IT role-playing Star-Wars-loving guy will actually become your husband and, ultimately, the love of your life.
- Answering the work phone with "1-800-SPANK-ME" will not guarantee you job security.
- When the going gets tough, the rocks come to the surface while the wood sinks to the bottom. (I KNOW this one really well, too!)
- The only true biological relationship that exists in family begins with the heart.
- If you KNOW coconut doesn't agree with you, constantly challenging it doesn't change the outcome.
- Banging a door repeatedly and swearing at it will NOT make it suddenly fit (kudos to Kaz for trying this one though).
- A true friend will tell you when your skirt has accidentally been wedged into the back of your underwear before you have walked down the street a fair bit.
- When life serves you lemons, learn to make lemonade.
No comments:
Post a Comment